​Kennedy Ryan

1.) What is your (full) name? 

KENNEDY RYAN  JAMES

 

2) How old are you? 

35 YEARS YOUNG  

 

3) What is your Birthday? 

AUGUST 6TH, 1979  

 

4) What star sign does that make it? 

FIRE SIGN; THE MIGHTY LEO 

http://teenieteenez.wordpress.com/leo-women/  

 

5) What is your favorite color? 

PURPLE  

 

6) What is your lucky number? 

23  

 

7) Do you have any pets? 

2 FAT, LAZY FELINES (SMUDGE & TIG) AND 3 CRAZY KITTENS; HARVEY (TWO FACE; BATMAN REFERENCE), SIMBA (BALL OF FLUFF), AND KOSHMAR (NIGHTMARE)

 

8) Where are you from? 

BORN IN DENTON TEXAS; RAISED IN MANY PARTS OF TEXAS UNTIL 2000 WHEN I BROKE AWAY AND FOUND MY MAGICAL KINGDOM, WASHINGTON!  

 

9) How tall are you? 

VARIES ON WHICH HEELS OR PLATFORMS I AN WEARING; BAREFOOT, I AM 5'7"  

 

10) What shoe size are you? 

9 1/2 TO 10  

 

11) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 

THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION, CORRECT? 

 

12) If you were prime minister/ruler of the world what laws would you make? 

DO NO HARM AND DO WHAT YE WILL. OH AND I CAN CHOOSE 1 PERSON TO RULE WITH ME AND EVERYONE MUST LOVE DR WHO.  

 

13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?

THE POWER TO SIMMER OTHERS DOWN  

 

14) and what would your hero name be? 

MONSTER SIMMER  

 

15) and what outfit would you wear? 

NOTHING  

 

16) What was your last dream about?

I PLEAD THE 5TH!!!  

 

17) What would you do if you won the lottery? 

BUY A HOUSE, BUY DUSTIN A HOUSE, OPEN OUR BAR, TRAVEL, DONATE SOME, AND SWIM NAKED IN A POOL OF $1.00 bills  

 

18) Would you like to build/design your own house? 

I HAVE ALREADY DESIGNED MY HOME.  

 

19) Which form of public transport do you prefer? 

BUS, TRAIN, FERRY, TROLLEY, WALKING  

 

20) What talents do you have? 

*GIGGLES* WELL, I HAVE AN ASSOCIATES IN PSYCHOLOGY, BACHELORS IN BUSINESS, WORKING ON MASTERS IN JOURNALISM. I HAVE A VET TECH CERTIFICATION, PRE-SCHOOL CERTIFICATION, I HAVE BEEN A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR 12 YEARS, I HAVE BEEN A MODEL ON AND OFF FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS, I CAN SEW, BUILD THINGS, USE POWER TOOLS, MAKE ANYTHING CREATIVE AND CRAFTY, RESTORE FURNITURE, BELLY DANCE, VERY FLEXIBLE, AND A FEW OTHER THINGS I WOULD RATHER NOT MENTION. ;)  

 

21) Can you juggle? 

NOPE...NOT EVEN A LITTLE  

 

22) Can you solve a rubix cube? 

ONCE...AND I AM PRETTY SURE THE HALLUCINATIONS HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.   

 

23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear? 

NOPE.  

 

24) Are you psychic in any way? 

PSYCHO, NOT PSYCHIC..GET IT RIGHT! ;)  

 

25) Are you a good dancer? 

PFFT...IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE ME DANCE, IT WOULD BE IN YOUR OPINION. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD YES!  

 

26) Are you a good singer? 

I PLEAD THE 5TH  

 

27) Are you a good cook? 

WHEN I DO COOK, YES! I GET CREATIVE.  

 

28) Are you a good artist? 

I BELIEVE I AM  

 

29) Are you a good listener? 

WAIT, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? HONESTLY, YES I AM. BUT I ONLY OPEN MY TIME THAT WAY FOR THOSE I REALLY THINK DESERVE IT.   

 

30) Are you a good public speaker? 

I TALK REALLY LOUD...DOES THAT COUNT?  

 

31) Are you a good babysitter? 

HELL YES...AS LONG AS YOU COME GET YOUR KIDS ON TIME. ;)  

 

32) Are you a good mechanic? 

UHHHH....NOT EVEN A LITTLE.  

 

33) Are you a good diplomat? 

DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION  

 

34) Are you a good employee? 

I AM MY OWN BOSS..SO YES, YES I AM. :)  

 

35) Are you a good dresser? 

UHHMMM..*LOOKS CONFUSED* LIKE, DO I KEEP MY WOOD FIRM AND STAY STILL UNTIL YOU USE ME? I...GUESS...*STILL CONFUSED*  

 

36) Are you a good swimmer? 

VERY MUCH SO; THE OCEAN IS MY SOLACE  

 

37) Are you a good skier? 

LMAO...SURE, LET US GO WITH THAT. ;)  

 

38) Are you a good lover? 

WOW. IF THE MOOD IS RIGHT, CANDLES ARE LIT, RIGHT MUSIC IS PLAYING, PASSION AND AGGRESSION IS INVOLVED, FEELINGS ARE 100% MUTUAL, AND I HAVE NOT HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK...YES, I REALLY AM. BUT IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD THAT EXPERIENCE SO....  

 

39) Are you a good musician? 

NOT REALLY  

 

40) Are you a good comedian? 

ONLY TO THOSE I CAN BE MYSELF TO 100%...ALL 2 OF YOU. ;)  

 

41) Are you a good cleaner? 

WHEN I AM NOT ON STRIKE..OH YES!   

 

42) Are you a good actor? 

DO YOU THINK I LIKE YOU? *SMIRK* THEN THE ANSWER WOULD BE YES. ;)  

 

43) Are you a good writer? 

ONLY WHEN IT HOLDS MEANING; NOT MAY GET TO SEE MY "REAL" STUFF.  

 

44) Have you ever been bungee jumping? 

NOPE. TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS...SO LET'S DO IT!   

 

45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking? 

YUP  

 

46) What types of holidays do you prefer? 

HALLOWEEN - CHRISTMAS ARE MY FAVE. ALL OTHERS JUST DO NOT EVEN REGISTER UNTIL LAST MINUTE  

 

47) What is the furthest you've ever been on holiday? 

HAWAII  

 

48) What was your favorite holiday? HONESTLY? THANKSGIVING 2012 WHEN JEN AND EVERYONE WERE HERE!  

 

49) Where would your dream holiday be? 

ANYWHERE COZY WITH THE PERSON I LOVE. PEACE AND QUIET  

 

50) Can you tap dance? 

OH GAWD! NOT EVEN A SMIDGE..NOPE  

 

51) What is your favorite zoo animal? 

GIRAFFE  

 

52) What is your favorite sport? 

TONSIL HOCKEY OR SLAPPING WARS  

 

53) What is your favorite food? 

YUCK...NOT EVEN GOING THERE...  

 

54) What is your favorite pizza topping? 

ANY GOURMET PIZZA IS GOOD  

 

55) What is your favorite film? 

NO WAY...I DO NOT THINK I CAN EVEN CHOOSE JUST ONE. MIGHT BE THE ONE I MADE WITH YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT. ;)  

 

56) What is your favorite song? 

REALLY? REALLY? *SIGH* NEXT!  

 

57) What is your favorite alcoholic drink? 

NOT FIREBALL!!! ;) ABSINTHE  

 

58) What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink? 

WATER OR BOBA TEA  

 

59) What is your favorite TV program? 

NOPE...SAME DEAL...TOO MANY TOO LIST  

 

60) What is your favorite boyband? 

UHHHH....HUH? *SHUDDERS*  

 

61) What is your favorite girl group? 

WHA? I...NEXT...WAIT, DOES KERLI COUNT???  THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE!!!

 

62) What would be your ideal partner? 

SEXY, HOT, BEAUTIFUL, AFFECTIONATE, LOYAL, OPEN, HONEST, FUNNY, SARCASTIC, SOMEONE I CAN BE MEAN TO, THEY CAN BE MEAN BACK, BUT WE KNOW WE ARE BOTH JUST SHOWING OUR AGGRESSIVE SIDES IN A PLAYFUL MANNER, SMART, AGGRESSIVE, A TINY BIT CONTROLLING, NON-CONFRONTATIONAL, TALKATIVE, RANDOM, NEEDY BUT NOT TOO NEEDY, CLINGY, BUT NOT TOO CLINGY, NOT AFRAID OF PDA IN SMALL DOSES, SOMEONE I CAN GO OUT WITH AND WE JUST ENJOY EACH OTHER, SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR OWN FRIENDS AND DOES NOT MAKE THEIR LIFE ABOUT JUST US, SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME, SOMEONE WHO WILL TALK TO ME AND OPEN UP IF SOMETHING IS WRONG, SOMEONE WHO IS NOT FLAKY, SOMEONE I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH, SOMEONE WHO THINKS I AM BEAUTIFUL, BUT LOVES ME MORE FOR WHO WE ARE TOGETHER, SOMEONE I FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND, BUT STILL GET BUTTERFLIES WHEN WE MAKE EYE CONTACT, SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE THE FIRST MOVE, PASSIONATE, BUT ROUGH, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS BEING ROMANTIC IS NOT DOING SOMETHING GENERIC.   

 

63) Do you want children? 

I HAVE 2, AND I DO NOT WANT ANYMORE. THOUGH I WOULD LOVE TO ADOPT IF MY PARTNER WANTED KIDS.   

 

64) Do you want a church wedding? 

ME? UHM, NO! I ALREADY HAVE MY DREAM WEDDING PLANNED! WEDDING PART WOULD BE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS THEMED AND RECEPTION, MAD HATTER TEA PARTY (STEAMPUNK STYLE) AND DARK ALICE IN WONDERLAND. OUR HONEYMOON WOULD BE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD. ;) BUT I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED AGAIN SO....  

 

65) Are you religious? 

I AM SPIRITUAL  

 

66) Do you like reality TV programs? 

HELL NO!  

 

67) Do you like TV talent shows? 

SOMETIMES  

 

68) If you were gay who would your life partner be? 

KATHERINE MOENNING  

 

69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be? 

I TRY NOT TO REGRET ANYTHING, BUT THERE IS ONE THING AND I CHOOSE NOT TO DISCUSS IT.   

 

70) How many hats do you own? 

LIKE BEANIES AND SHIT? 8  

 

71) Are you any good at pool? 

DON'T TELL GARRETT, BUT A BIT, YES!  

 

72) What is the highest you've ever jumped into the water from? 

NO CLUE. I WAS A DAREDEVIL BACK IN THE DAY  

 

73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital? 

PLENTY  

 

74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law? 

NOPE  

 

75) Have you ever been on TV? 

YUP  

 

76) Have you ever met any celebrities? 

SEVERAL  

 

77) Have you ever been to Legoland? 

NO. :(  

 

78) Have you ever done something heroic? 

I AM SORRY..THIS QUESTION IS JUST MAKING ME LAUGH TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW...INSIDE JOKE.  

 

79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? 

EVERY CHANCE I GET!  

 

80) Have you ever been the recipient of a practical joke? 

KARMA IS A BITCH  

 

81) What would be your best achievement to date? 

MY KIDS AND BUSINESS  

 

82) Do you prefer baths or showers? 

DEPENDS ON MANY FACTORS  

 

83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural drying your hair? 

DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH OF A RUSH I AM IN  

 

84) Have you ever built a snowman? 

EVERY CHANCE I GET!  

 

85) Have you ever been sledging? 

NOPE  

 

86) Have you ever flown a kite? 

YUP...AND SECRETLY WISHED IT WOULD TAKE ME WITH IT...  

 

87) What color socks are you wearing? 

NUDE  

 

88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be? 

I AM ALREADY WHERE I WANT TO BE.   

 

89) Have you ever been famous? 

STILL AM! DUH. NO..NOT REALLY. I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE RECOGNIZE ME SOMETIMES BUT, NOT REALLY FAMOUS.  

 

90) Would you like to be a big celebrity? 

I JUST WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPY IN ANYTHING I CHOOSE.  

 

91) Would you ever go on Big Brother? 

THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS..NO.   

 

92) How big is your TV? 

WHICH ONE? WE HAVE 5  

 

93) What is your most essential appliance? 

ANYTHING THAT IS SELF CLEANING. ;)  

 

94) What type of music do you like? 

OK...TOP 5: 1. VNV NATION 2. 30 SECONDS TO MARS 3. THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE 4. COMBICHRIST 5. OTEP  

 

95) Have you ever been skinnydipping? 

OH YES! ;)  

 

96) How many Pillows do you sleep with? 

LIKE 5 OR 6  

 

97) What position do you often sleep in? 

EITHER SIDE OR STOMACH  

 

98) What do you wear to bed? 

DEPENDS ON WHERE I AM AND WHO IS IN BED WITH ME.  

 

99) How big is your house? 

3000 SQ FT  

 

100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? 

BOTH!!!