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Open Book: Chapter Two

 

 

101) What do you typically have for breakfast?

 

COFFEE

 

 

 

102) Do you like scary movies?

 

I FEEL LIKE DREW BARRYMORE ALL THE SUDDEN..BUT YES, I DO. 

 

 

 

103) What's your favorite Milkshake flavor?

 

COFFEE

 

 

 

104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?

 

YES

 

 

 

 

105) How long can you balance on one foot?

 

A LONG TIME

 

 

 

 

106) Have you ever fired a gun?

 

I DO NOT WANT TO ANSWER THAT

 

 

 

 

107) Have you ever tried archery?

 

WOULD LOVE TO!!!

 

 

 

 

108) What's your favorite condiment?

 

NONE

 

 

 

 

109) What's your favorite clean word?

 

YES

 

 

 

 

110) What's your favorite swear word?

 

FUCKTARD

 

 

 

 

111) What's your least favorite word?

 

NO

 

 

 

 

112) What was the last film you saw?

 

A MONSTER IN PARIS

 

 

 

 

113) What football team do you support?

 

NONE

 

 

 

 

114) What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

 

5 OR 6 DAYS

 

 

 

 

115) What's the tallest building you've ever been up?

 

REUNION TOWER AND SPACE NEEDLE. I THINK...

 

 

 

 

116) Do you have any scars?

 

A MILLION...EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL

 

 

 

 

117) Do you like marmite?

 

NO

 

 

 

 

118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?

 

PROBABLY..I DO NOT REMEMBER.

 

 

 

 

119) What did you want to be when you grew up?

 

I AM 34 AND STILL DO NOT KNOW.

 

 

 

 

120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

 

I WOULD LIKE TO BE MUTE. :)

 

 

 

 

121) What's the longest you've ever grown your hair?

 

DOWN TO WAIST

 

 

 

 

123) Are you scared of flying?

 

NOPE

 

 

 

 

124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

 

I HAVE BOTH..CAN I JUST TRADE THEM IN FOR SILENCE?

 

 

 

 

125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?

 

NOPE

 

 

 

 

126) How often do you buy new clothes?

 

RARELY

 

 

 

 

127) Are you reliable?

 

TO THOSE I CARE ABOUT, YES.

 

 

 

 

128) Are you proud of yourself?

 

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? 

 

 

 

 

129) Have you ever had a secret admirer

 

TOO MANY TO COUNT. THEY JUST DO NOT MAKE IT REAL SECRET. ;/

 

 

 

 

130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?

 

SO...HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD ALL THOSE CATS?

 

 

 

 

131) Do you hold grudges?

 

YES. YES I DO. 

 

 

 

 

132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?

 

A CHIPMUNK AND A GIRAFFE

 

 

 

 

133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for Christmas?

 

IF I AM NOT TOO LAZY

 

 

 

 

134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?

 

YES

 

 

 

 

135) Have you ever played conkers?

 

YES

 

 

 

 

136) What's the most unusual conversation you've ever had?

 

THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH DUSTIN ON WEDNESDAY THE 21ST OF AUGUST. ;)

 

 

 

 

137) Are you much of a gambler?

 

NO!

 

 

 

 

138) Are you much of a daredevil?

 

USE TO BE

 

 

 

 

139) Are you a good liar?

 

HAVE YOU BELIEVED EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID SO FAR? ;)

 

 

 

 

140) Are you a good judge of character?

 

APPARENTLY NOT...

 

 

 

 

141) Are you any good at charades?

 

SOMETIMES

 

 

 

 

142) How long could you go without talking?

 

FOREVER IF I WAS A MUTE

 

 

 

 

143) What has been your worst haircut/style?

 

BALD HEAD AFTER MOHAWK...1994

 

 

 

 

144) Can you iceskate?

 

YUP

 

 

 

 

145) Can you somersault?

 

NOT ANYMORE

 

 

 

 

146) What's your favorite joke?

 

"HOW CAN YOU TELL SOMEONE IS LYING? THEIR MOUTH IS MOVING"...OH WAIT, THAT IS TRUE. CAN I START OVER?

 

 

 

 

147) What's been your best present?

 

HYPNOTIC POISON FROM TRACY AND RANDOM GIFTS FROM DUSTIN

 

 

 

 

148) What's been your worst present?

 

I DO NOT WANT TO ANSWER THIS

 

 

 

 

149) Have you ever sleepwalked?

 

YUP

 

 

 

 

150) Can you build a house of cards?

 

YUP

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